What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 15:48

-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”